From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.
By Groucho Marx