I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
By Charles M. Schulz