As you all know I promised to try myself at being a travel writer of sorts on my last vacation. Everyone ready for some one-liners? I thought so.
Looking slightly zombiefied after a long-distance flight apparently qualifies you for a not so random drug test.
Sadly, the bags beneath my eyes were bigger than the ones I brought back from the Outlet Mall.
Nothing beats getting soaked (Splash Mountain) after a lovely stroll through a cemetery (The Haunted Mansion).
A tropical thunderstorm is Mother Nature's reminder that you need to buy that cute Disney beach towel.
Oh the fun to be had gliding along a lazy river with my Ohio twin!
(that would be Amy, friend and editor)
Her name is Elinor (the big Mum bear from the movie Brave) and I have no idea how she'll even fit into my luggage.
Side note: She fit, don't ask me how, but she did.
I guess when you go on a safari (Animal Kingdom) you shouldn't be all that surprised when the humidity is at 120%.
Apart from sitting in Captain Kirk's chair, nothing important happened today.
I'm going to miss going shopping on a Sunday, I really do.
No crowds at Universal Studios can only mean one thing - everyone is paying Harry Potter (Islands of Adventure) a visit.
Looks as though all those British tourists didn't just forget to apply sunscreen, they also left good manners back home.
What nicely toned legs I have from all the walking through the parks, now if only they would match the rest of me which looks a bit like Daisy Duck (scoffing too much junk food will do that to you).
Bit of a bummer when the battery of your camera dies right between Adventureland and Frontierland (The Magic Kingdom).
There are no words that can describe the pain inflicted upon you during a long-distance flight.
Saturday (early morning arrival back home)
I bet now the lady at the Duty Free Shop wouldn't ask me whether I was over 25 years old ...
Alright, those were my daily bite-sized anecdotes! If you want to re-visit my vacation through a collection of my favorite snapshots, don't forget to stop by next week!