Limit by Frank Schätzing which qualifies for the Tea & Books Reading Challenge in all possible ways.
It's got 1.200+ pages (thus counting as two books, yay) and it weighs 2.5 pounds which gives new meaning to heavy literature. And it's not just on the weighty side it's also big. Big as in other books would have the same amount of text that's on one page here spread out over two pages which, come to think of it, makes this a 2.400+ pages tome. That also pretty much explains why I only made it to page 400, give or take a page. Anyway, I hope to finish that thing off by the end of June, so I might throw in a couple smaller volumes to keep me going during the next few weeks. Unless my wrist gives out again, of course. Yep, I hurt myself reading that thing, how sad is that?