June 2, 2014

I went up book mountain ...

 ... and returned with stone tablets (or maybe just actual running-on-batteries tablets) with the Ten Commandments. Literary, obviously.

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I
Thou shalt not have only one book.

II
Thou shalt make unto thee vivid images of the book worlds you immerse yourselves into.

III
Thou shalt not take the name of authors in vain.

IV
Remember World Book Day* to keep it holy.

V
Thou shalt honor thy favorite authors.

VI
Thou shalt not destroy a book.

VII
Thou shalt not steal a book.**

VIII
Thou shalt not lie about how much money you really spend on your book splurges.

IX
Thou shalt not covet your neighbors' book-stacks.***

X
Thou shalt not covet your neighbors' state of the art electronic reading device.

I dare say, I pretty much covered all the important rules of conduct when it comes to being a virtuous reader. The question being - how virtuous a reader are you? Have you ever broken any of the above commandments? Please share.

*April 23rd
**or download pirated copies of eBooks, for that matter
***no matter how big or nicely shaped ... the stacks, not the neighbor

P.S.: Feel free to share my Literary Commandments on your own website, but please link back to my blog - thanks!

2 comments:

  1. not being envious isn't always easy especially when we see the stack of free books received at books convention ( 210!!!! 210! and hardcover included and lot LOTS Of swag!!!! ç_ç sorry i have to be envious for that at least for a few second)

    for the rest i guess i'm virtuous reader enough^^

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    1. I've only ever been to one smallish convention in Vienna and there were NO free books to be had, but those large events overseas ... if you ask me, some people who go there are just plain greedy and grab every available book no matter if it interests them or not. Not to say I'm not a little envious, but that's because of the whole ambiance and the possibility to meet authors, not about the freebies.

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